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Trash Day (Limerick and Haiku)

Trash Day By Madeleine Begun Kane On  trash day I set a tv On the curb and before I could flee, A neighborhood jerk Yelled, “How well does it work?” Guess he wanted a signed guaranty. Streets lined...

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A Limerick To Bear In Mind

This limerick was inspired by these two news stories: 1) Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement; and 2) Black bear hitched a ride in garbage truck to downtown Vancouver. A Limerick To Bear In...

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Foreign News Blues (Limerick)

Foreign News Blues (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It’s so windy, I have to go out: Foreign papers are scattered about. Though I clean up our yard, It’s soon once again scarred. This paper route’s...

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Dumping Grounds (Limerick)

“I’ve a virulent case of the grumps: When I tried to discard some old pumps, I got in a clash Over throwing out trash, Which explains why I’m down in the dumps.”

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Trashy Timing (Limerick)

We DID have a rainstorm today. It poured for four minutes, I’d say; It began as I dropped Our trash curbside … then stopped As I ended my short outdoors stay.

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